My profile picture was posted on one of the doors in my shop. Everybody
seems to get a kick out of it, but they always ask me why I would put
that kind of picture on a
website. Many of my superiors think I’m an idiot because of it. Oh well.

I mean, how can you not be extremely happy when you’ve got glasses this fucking stylish? Seriously, how?

Blah, I’ll probably pick up some contemporary frames from LensCrafters before the ball.