I went to my grandpa’s 70th b-day party. I got pretty drunk and gave one of my older cousins relationship advice.

Damn, I’ve got hot cousins. I can lust after them guilt-free because
I’m not blood related to them. I’m not going to act on my attraction,
but I can still admire them without feeling too dirty.

That’s probably the closest I’ve bonded to that side of the family. Thank God for alcohol.