“Social Anxiety Disorder”

“Blinker Fluid”

“Brain Malfunction”

“Oh yeah, I hate the stuff. I mean, it’s bad enough having to digest all of that other crap, but this feels like cannibalism.”
– Intestinal Lining on Sausage

“Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool”
I need to buy groceries
I need to make dinner
I need to clean around the house
I need to take Johnny and Liz to their swimming lesson

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I need more titles to do more half-assed work.