“I Dropped the Soap”
I’m such a dope
I dropped the soap
I know I’m gonna regret it
But I’ve got to bend down and get it

In the showers you will find
Many dangers from behind
Usually I don’t mind
A little bump and grind

But I’m one of the straight shooters
I frequented strip joints and Hooters
But being in the pen’
There’s nothing but men

So I’ll have to take my chances
And make a few backwards glances
And I’ll have to hope
That my next bar comes on a rope

“Shut Up, Clock”