Eh. I need some ideas. I’m gonna take a cue from Exploding Dog and make some work out of titles people give me. First title someone gives me will be used.

I’ll write a rhyme, a story, or draw something based on the title. You
can tell me which you want me to do, but I’ll probably ignore you, so
don’t get your hopes up.

I doubt many people will take me up on this, so I guess anyone that
leaves a title will get something done. Eventually. Blah blah blah blah.