I go paintballing today. I’m gonna shoot me some people. I’m gonna shoot ’em good.

 

Yesterday, I found a gun in my trash. It was a plastic BB gun. I took it in, took it apart, wiped it down with alcohol and put it back together. It was only after all of that that I realized why it had been thrown away; it was fucking broken. Oh well, I’m going to hang on to it for a while, if only for the sentimental value.